Back story, crack story,
Hooked on facts,
Give me info, give me stats,
Need to be in the know,
Let me see, let me show,
Who did what and where and how,
Need to know and know it now,
What’s that in the middle east?
How’s the planet, and the trees?
What’s with “B list” celebrities?
What’s new in science? Politics?
Who had flings? The latest tricks?
What’s hot on Youtube, and TV?
What does this quiz say about me?
What’s new in fashion? Latest looks?
Google all the latest books,
Take it all in, every drop,
Don’t know how to make it stop,
Soon I’m sure I will explode,
From information overload,
Need to learn to turn and shrug,
To reach down here and pull the pl…….
Category Archives: Poetry
Why, indeed.
I’m often asked by folks I’ve met,
A question I’ll not soon forget.
“So, why did you come here?” they say,
It’s much better in the USA.
California’s warm and bright,
While Sweden’s cold and dark as night.
The average Swede is icy too,
Might as well be a blonde igloo.
I see their point, and must confess,
I sometimes miss the old US.
But the fact is that I’m now stuck here,
So stop this torment and get me a beer.
My Well
There’s a well inside my core,
Used for one thing, nothing more,
To lock my deepest pain away,
So I don’t feel it every day,
Around the well my outer shell,
Filled with beauty, joy, troubles, strife,
The common stuff of daily life,
Most of the time I live up there,
Enjoying what life has to share,
But now and then there comes a twist,
I trip and stumble through the mist,
To the well, to visit pain so pure,
Is it bottomless? I’m never sure,
But I’m drawn back time and time again,
To revisit my heart’s pure pain,
There I wallow in what’s oft denied,
Till I slowly climb back up the side,
Leaving pain back down there on a shelf,
Till the cycle does repeat itself,
I return each time to the real world calling,
But worry one day I’ll just keep on falling……
Kang and Kate
Our scribbling sister is burying her best friend today, and I think we’re all in a solemn and reflective mood because of it. When times are hard we try comfort one another as best we can, but we may not always have the words. Sometimes there simply are no words. But we’re here nonetheless. I never met Kate but it’s obvious that she meant the world to Kang.
Anyway, I’ll be shutting up now and letting the words of a much better poet take over:
Funeral Blues
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crêpe bows round the white necks of the public
doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.
The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any goodW.H. Auden
To my cat: a love poem
I love your precious little nose.
The way you lick between your toes.
I love each little noise you make,
And play with toys until they break.
I know it’s simply useless.
I cannot resist your cuteness.
It’s just so funny and so sweet,
When you stand on your hind feet.
I love every single tiny claw.
I’m wrapped around your little paw.
Pills
These migraine pills are really great.
I’ve taken one or two or eight.
My head still hurts,
But I don’t care,
Because my head is over there.
Cake and Cunnilingus
Yes, yes, you read that correctly! Today, April 14th is supposed to be Cake & Cunnilingus Day, a feminine response to March 14th which is, as we all know, Steak & Blowjob day. There are days for all kinds of other things so why not these two eh? I can think of far worse things to celebrate, so why not the ultimate in having your cake and eating it too? It is certainly worthy of a verse:
Happy Cake and Cunnilingus,
It’s a day that’s supposed to bring us,
Off a special way,
A holiday divine,
Or as it’s known at mine,
Beard washing day!
3,14159265
Ah, Pi, that sweet mystery,
Numbers far as the eye can see,
I’d soon reach transcendence,
If I knew the ascendance,
But frankly, it’s all Greek to me.
Ode to a Bean (for Shark)
Ahhh,
I think that I have never seen,
Something as wondrous as caffeine,
Without a black and steaming cup,
I’ve a hard time getting up,
Yes, my friend the coffee bean,
Deliverer of pure caffeine,
I’m ever thankful that you found me,
As also are all those around me.
A Warning
Every time you plagiarize,
God pokes out a kitten’s eyes.
Okay, perhaps that’s a bit flawed,
For those who don’t believe in God.
But, pass some old ideas as yours,
And you’ll break out in open sores.
To cheat or not to cheat, I know,
How tempting it can be, and so,
Just understand if you get caught,
I’ve warned you quite an awful lot.
So don’t try cheating in this course,
Or you’ll be flunked with no remorse.
