Cake and Cunnilingus

Yes, yes, you read that correctly! Today, April 14th is supposed to be Cake & Cunnilingus Day, a feminine response to March 14th which is, as we all know, Steak & Blowjob day. There are days for all kinds of other things so why not these two eh? I can think of far worse things to celebrate, so why not the ultimate in having your cake and eating it too? It is certainly worthy of a verse:

Happy Cake and Cunnilingus,
It’s a day that’s supposed to bring us,
Off a special way,
A holiday divine,
Or as it’s known at mine,
Beard washing day!

3 thoughts on “Cake and Cunnilingus

English, motherfucker, do you speak it? J/K - it's ok if you don't.

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