Origami Haiku

“Origami” has,
Way too many syllables,
For haiku, I think.

Happy Easter

A Funny Day

Easter is a funny day.
A chocolate egg and bunny day.
A plastic grass and basket day.
A white eggs just aren’t good enough day.
An end to Lenten fasting day.
An Oh My! Jesus Came Back! day.
A different day on each year day.
A celebrate your own way day.
This funny often sunny day.
Have a Happy Easter Funny Day!

Happy Easter!

Spring and bunnies, Fridays long,
All kinds of theories, who’s right, who’s wrong?
Who cares when all’s said and done?
Whether you’re celebrating Son or sun,
Enjoy yourself; get off your keester,
And have yourself a Happy Easter!

Easter Cat says, “You’ll pay for this.”

Mark mah wurds…

I iz alreddy plotting raveng…

Bunny Inc.

An Easter day all bright and sunny, Preparing for the Easter bunny,
That comes up from his little hole, And gives out all the eggs he stole,
He hops around, does all the playing, While hens work to do all the laying,
Their product’s great, fine execution, But they know naught of distribution,
So bunny put two and two together, A perfect blend of fur and feather,
With some savvy market tricks, He threw some chocolate in the mix,
Through work and brains and dedication, He brought the world a new creation,
So Happy Easter, With a nod and wink,
All brought to you by Bunny Inc.

…om nom nom!

Yes. I should be making a proper Passover dinner. Instead, I spent some time at Target stocking up on plastic eggs and candy for Milkface’s school. I am the worst Jew in the world.

Anyhooo…I don’t have much to say as my mouth is full of sweet delight and it’s impolite to talk with your mouth full.