Chocolate Bunnies and Jesus

It’s the Feast of Fertile Springtime Day,
The end to Lenten fasting day.
The “Oh My! Jesus Came Back!” day.
The plastic grass and basket day.
The headless chocolate bunny day.
The white eggs just won’t cut it day.
So with all that in mind, I say,
Have a Happy Zombie Jesus,
Chocolate Bunny Decapitation,
Drunken Blindfolded,
Pagan Fertility Orgy Day.
(In other words, Happy Easter.)