An Easter day all bright and sunny, Preparing for the Easter bunny,
That comes up from his little hole, And gives out all the eggs he stole,
He hops around, does all the playing, While hens work to do all the laying,
Their product’s great, fine execution, But they know naught of distribution,
So bunny put two and two together, A perfect blend of fur and feather,
With some savvy market tricks, He threw some chocolate in the mix,
Through work and brains and dedication, He brought the world a new creation,
So Happy Easter, With a nod and wink,
All brought to you by Bunny Inc.
I don’t celebrate Easter but Dock does solely for the candy. What a little whore, eh?
Well I am apparently a disciple of the Church of Dock.
Same here. We always got huge baskets of candy and chocolates when I was kid. I never even know that Easter something to do with Jesus until much later on.