On the esteemed behalf,
Of everyone here,
On this, the start,
Of your fortieth year,
Have a happy day!
Dear tentacled one,
Full of friends,
And drinks, and cake,
And fun!
AmericaFTW!: Chicken Rings

No doubt you can have these with your Baconnaise!
The Old Photograph
These are your roots.
She said: your family.
And I stare at them.
Until my eyes burn,
From lack of blinking.
Stare at the faces,
Black and white smiles,
In the old photograph.
Frozen long ago,
In a moment in time.
These people are long dead.
Gone before I was born,
And yet, they feel
Strangely alive,
As if across distance
They have travelled,
And across time.
It seems so improbable.
How could they be dead,
And yet alive?
Here, but not here?
And suddenly,
I understand why.
I am alive.
And I am here.
And I am them.
God hates Sweden and vice versa
We all know that God hates Sweden because the Westboro Baptist Church told us so. But did you know that the reverse is also true: Swedes hate God(s)? Or at least the liberal-fascist-socialist-communist-god-hating editors at Bonnier book publishing do. How do I know? I present to you the book by Elizabeth Gilbert called “Eat, Pray, Love.” Now this book was so popular they made it into a movie starring Julia Roberts. As we know when something becomes outrageously popular, like Harry Potter, it’s translated into a million different languages. Sometimes translations fail, and sometimes they fail because of god(s)-hating atheists and their evil liberal agenda.
So the original title of the book is Eat, Pray Love. But the evildoers changed that to Lyckan, kärleken och meningen med livet. Which re-translated into English means, “Luck, Love, and the Meaning of Life.” Terrible, terrible, terrible. There’s no PRAY in there, not even any reference to EATing! So not only do Swedes hate deities, they hate eating as well. Of course being liberals they love the loving, so they left that part in. As for the meaning of life, who knows?
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Do I have a soul?
I do not know.
We cannot know such things.
But I’d like to think,
It is not me,
But my soul,
That rhymes and sings.
My Invisible Coffin
The source of all my pain.
Is difficult to explain.
It comes from many places.
Fills up my empty spaces.
That’s why I hide here often,
Inside my invisible coffin.
There is nothing but nothing here.
Nothing to see, nothing to fear,
Nothing to do and nothing to say,
I just lie here quietly and decay.
Heart and Soul
I rarely pause to wonder,
Nor do I often ponder,
Matters spiritual.
Such as the soul.
Do we have one?
Is it immortal?
That may or may not be true.
But if I had a soul to give,
I know what I would do.
I’d wrap my soul up in my heart,
And give them both to you.
Suicide…but is it painless?
Perhaps I should be called Macbeth as tragedy seems to want to surround me, ok that is a little dramatic but twice now I have physically been close to someone who has attempted suicide…one a failed attempt jumping from a third storey building and sadly yesterday’s not so happy ending of a woman who jumped in front of a train.
This isn’t a subject people like to talk about because then they would have to decide which side of the fence they are going to sit on, should they feel sympathy or anger towards a person who has committed suicide? Suicide is not easy to understand unless you have been in that downward spiral where you believe there is only one way to take you away from all your emotional pain. That of course can include the pain of loneliness and lack of care and attention they receive.
Cutting wrists is visually dramatic, often to impress friends and family with haunting images, that are sometimes meant to punish them for not helping the person in cause when they needed you most.
Public suicides however, have a larger target audience, so what are they trying to tell us? Do they want to become remarked, to stand out, due to a need for acknowledgment, with this; they blame the whole society for their problems, and their death. Furthermore, they delude themselves, that a suicide in public will be long remembered after their death. Just like any normal person wants to live longer, an abnormal person with suicidal tendencies is satisfied with a longer existence through the tragic memory of others. You and I might consider this absurd, but for their flawed thought process, during an intense emotional state, this seems reasonable.
Yesterday’s incident is still very raw in my mind but I haven’t forgotten the other chaps attempt, I think of it often…so the fact I still remember, after all that time, proves the chap still exists in my memory. That is the exact reason he attempted to kill himself in front of me and many others. I am sure and this may sound odd, but I believe that is what feeds public suicides.
Suicides are not pleasant, nor for the victim, their family or the audience. But who should I feel sorry for, the woman who committed suicide or the driver and the rest of us travelers who had to be party to this one persons melt down? My heart does go out to her family but my head tells me I should feel more sympathy for the living…the ones who will have that image burned into their brain for the rest of their days.
And I hope Ken doesn’t mind me posting the following poem he wrote a while back, which can be found on his website http://www.readysteadyrhyme.com/
This is how death should be treated.
Death
by Ken Donner on September 28, 2009
When Death comes banging at my door,
Let it fight to get inside,
I’ll not bow to what’s in store,
I’ll not turn or run or hide,
When Death comes round then let it be,
Because it’s angry, seething mad,
Filled with rage and jealousy,
Envious of the life I’ve had!
The Land Of Stuff
I’ve landed in The Land of Stuff,
Where no one feels they have enough,
Where every message from every store,
Consists of more and more and more,
Now “Jumbo” and “Mega” just convey,
The normal size of every day,
“Bigger” and “Better” both implored,
To keep the economy moving forward,
Disturbing, cuz sure as the world is round,
What goes up,
Must one day come down.
The Sadness Worm (v.1)
I came across this the other day when I was going through some old Word documents on my computer’s hard drive. There was a mysterious file named “Poetry,” which contained, among other things, the original free-verse version of “The Sadness Worm,” which I thought had been lost forever.
The green worm that lives in sadness,
Wants to find a human heart.
For it craves the taste of it the most.
So very bitter the taste of sadness is.
And no wonder.
The bitterness is the worm you taste.
Its bitterness is the poison of sadness.
The sadness worm is made of it.
A parasite that lodges in your heart,
Eating and eating it all away.
Each time you swallow bitterness,
You swallow the sadness worm.
It eats and eats and eats your heart,
Until it is all gone.
And only a lump of sadness remains.