We need a silly manifesto!
In order to bring out our besto!
The world seems a mean and ugly place,
Then along comes Boaty McBoatface!
People cheered, a collective yay!
We need some laughs in the world today!
The public voted, but ho ho ho,
Now they’re trying to say no no no,
Why is that the powers that be,
Can’t see we just need some levity?
They hold all the cards, true pirate style,
Can we not at least chuckle and smile?
I declare that right here, and right now,
We spread silly everywhere somehow!
For instance, we’ll take the IMF,
And call them the Funny Money Ref!
The UN Security Council,
Herein known as “Results Are Doubtful”!
The Panama Papers now are known,
As Treasure Maps To Where Tax Money’s Blown!
Let’s take anything that’s serious,
And name it something that’s fun for us,
Come on now, set your brains to action,
Let’s get some giggly satisfaction!
Tenderize me thoroughly,
Till I’m limp and moist.
Then, grill me lightly,
Just until I’m hot.
Seared on the outside,
Yet still soft,
Pink in the middle.
Serve me up rare and juicy,
But don’t wolf me down.
Savor slowly, my tenderloins.
You’re not vain,
You probably think
I know more
Than you do.
But you rock,
You know more about,
The weather than,
The other day I was bored and asked my Facebook friends to help me occupy my brain. Very few of them picked up on the Ozzy reference, but I was directed to a post on the Ned Hardy site, which I must say, features some of the most chair falling off hilarious pictures I’ve ever seen. Here’s an example:
I can think of very little that wouldn't be improved by the addition of a large orange tabby cat.
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