Everybody Has To Pee, Sometime

(to the tune of Everbody Loves Somebody, Sometime. Sing it Dino!)
Everbody needs to pee,
No one’s in a place to disagree,
Be it him, her, you or me,
We all need a place to pee,
That’s not dependent on gender,
Or sexuality,
If you can’t see we all need to pee,
Then you are simply not a friend of mine,
Although it may sound trite,
Passing water is a right,
There’s no moral ground for you to take,
Not this time,
Because everybody’s got to pee,

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