Everybody Has To Pee, Sometime

(to the tune of Everbody Loves Somebody, Sometime. Sing it Dino!)
Everbody needs to pee,
No one’s in a place to disagree,
Be it him, her, you or me,
We all need a place to pee,
That’s not dependent on gender,
Or sexuality,
If you can’t see we all need to pee,
Then you are simply not a friend of mine,
Although it may sound trite,
Passing water is a right,
There’s no moral ground for you to take,
Not this time,
Because everybody’s got to pee,

…central north carolina tornadoes

We have some wacky weather in the Tarheel State.  For example, stand in your front yard where it is sunny and look across the street at your neighbor’s home to see rain. There’s not much snow but we have snice (snow and ice mix).  The humidity in the summertime defies description and how people lived here before air conditioning mystifies me.  We have hurricanes.

Seldom, if ever, do we have tornadoes in this part of the state.  The last tornado to tag Raleigh visited in 1988.  I used to live in a house that hosted that tornado for tea. Before that, it was 1984.

Then there was yesterday.  Late afternoon came the beast that ate the piedmont.  The estimate of fatalities stands at two dozen as I write this post.  According to the most recent report, a total of 62 tornadoes touched down.

Mother Nature’s fury cannot quite be captured in words.  One needs pictures to process the destruction.  Far be it from me to not deliver.

More information on the storm can be found at WRAL’s website.  The viewer submitted photos are astonishing.

The pink streaks are the paths of the tornadoes.

The storm rolls into downtown Raleigh.

Debris litters downtown Raleigh.

Highway 42 outside of Sanford, NC.

Lowe’s home improvement store, a big box retailer, in Sanford, NC.

Hillsborough Street, Raleigh, NC (outside of Dock Ellis’ office).