I think it’s quite fantastic,
That my kitty cat licks plastic.
Drop a grocery bag, she’ll grab it.
And indulge her plastic habit.
I’m not sure what to make of it.
She’ll lick until away you take it.
Produce bags, they’re her favorite.
But is this normal cat behavior?
Should I be worried? Asking why?
Does it taste good? Make her high?
She swears she’s not addicted.
Can stop at any time she wanted.
But the sad truth is, my kitty,
Is a little plastic junkie.
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Random Misanthrope 
Oh my,
I hates to say it, but I shalls,
She’s a thing for chemicals,
The reason’s really easy, cuz,
She likes to get a little buzz,
I recommend a kittervention,
To capture her feline attention,
If you’re quick and do the best you can,
She can get treatment with Lindsay Lohan.
Haha…oh no,
Remove all the plastic from the place,
Including the contents of Lindsay’s face.
Despite all efforts I’m sure we’ll see,
Lindsay shall never measure up,
To your pussy.