Quoth the Rapture

He’s coming,
He’s come once before,
He’s coming,
His followers are sure,
They’re dressed and waiting at the door,
Quoth the Rapture, evermore,

He’s coming this time,
Wait and see,
This time,
It will truly be,
Not like in 1993,
Quoth the Rapture, evermore,

On Sunday,
When they’re still with us,
There’ll be excuses,
A little fuss,
They’ll go back to the abacus,
Quoth the Rapture,

WOTD: rapture

With thanks to Cissi for the idea…

Apparently, the world is supposed to end tomorrow so I thought this might be a good time to discuss our two options leading up to the pending apocalypse.

1. The rapture option.

This entails being physically removed from the earth in the midst of the turmoil of Judgement Day and sort of beamed up to heaven. Recommended for those most eager to meet Jesus in person. This would mean repenting our sins or something.

2. The “completely over-the-top, extravagant orgy of total hedonistic abandon” option.

No further explanation needed. This was Mark Base’s idea and that’s good enough for me.

Until next time. If there is a next time.