He’s coming,
He’s come once before,
He’s coming,
His followers are sure,
They’re dressed and waiting at the door,
Quoth the Rapture, evermore,

He’s coming this time,
Wait and see,
This time,
It will truly be,
Not like in 1993,
Quoth the Rapture, evermore,

On Sunday,
When they’re still with us,
There’ll be excuses,
A little fuss,
They’ll go back to the abacus,
Quoth the Rapture,
Nevermore.