OMG you stupid fucking fucks. You googling simpletons. You idiotic keyboard warriors. You ignorant, bigoted fucksticks. You insufferable, simple-minded, tea-bagging hard-ons. For the love of whatever it is you worship, cut it the fuck out with the ISIS/WASWAS bullshit!
We can all agree that ISIS/Daesh/whatever is a cadre of lunatics. Yes. That’s about as much courtesy as I’m going to extend. That’s it. That’s all you’re getting from me.
When I posted the ISIS/WASWAS meme, I did so as an indictment of Ronald Reagan’s fuckery. He was given the Go Fuck Yourself Weekly award. I told his ilk to go fuck itself, too. Note…I didn’t even suggest it. I wasn’t polite about it, either. I meant it. Go. Fuck. YOURSELF. Method of fucking irrelevant. Fuck yourself with a dildo. Fuck yourself with a butt-plug. Fuck yourself with your neighbor’s shoe. Fuck yourself with a fluorescent light bulb. Fuck yourself with a tent stake. Fuck yourself with your gun. I don’t care. Just go fuck yourself. Quietly.
Now, après-Paris, the ISIS/WASWAS hits are higher than ever. I chuckle when I see the stats and think “I wonder what these sacks of nobs think if they bother to read the piece?” Then I remind myself that they likely rank considerably low on the reading comprehension scale and sigh. These people who land on Random Misanthrope because my stupid fucking meme happens to be el numero uno on an image search don’t quite understand history. They certainly aren’t going to agree with my perspective. They just want blood and validation of their hate.
Very well. But I don’t have to give it to them.
What I can give them is this: Random Misanthrope’s Go Fuck Yourself Weekly award. And why? Because I despise their way of thinking. Because I despise their politics. Because I find bigotry so fucking offensive, I cannot even describe the intensity of my rage without sounding like I have Tourette’s.
It is well within their right to morph into some Francophile now that a tragedy fits their narrative. It’s well within their right to revert to calling frites French Fries instead of Freedumb Fries. It’s well within their right to fly the French flag beneath their American flag and their confederate flags. Just as it’s well within my right to openly mock them on the most juvenile level possible because, as we have learned, it is imperative to write to the level of one’s audience.
(unedited, not proofed because I just don’t give a fuck)