Go Fuck Yourself Weekly: Tampons and other non-essential, luxury items.

Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman. For realz. Did you know that we pay extra for shit? Such as getting our hair done, and clothing, and hygiene products in pink packaging with the words, “For Women” written on them. Why do clothing companies, hair stylists, and manufacturers of bullshit “For Women” products charge women more? Well, because they can. So they do. They know that we will pay more money for a woman’s product even though it’s the same exact thing as the men’s formula, just with a “feminine” scent added to it. What can I say? We’re idiots. We totally buy into the gendered marketing phenomenon because, ooh…this deodorant is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. I feel so special.

I would characterize cucumber-avocado shower gel as a somewhat luxurious, non-essential item. After all, you could always use regular soap and save money. However, there are some products that women definitely need in a very essential, and very non-luxurious kind of way. I’m of course referring to menstruation peripherals (thanks, Russ), otherwise known as feminine hygiene products. These are some of the most essential products required by anyone with a functioning uterus. Getting one’s period is not a unique, nor a luxurious experience. Therefore, why on earth are tampons and similar products classified as “non-essential, luxury items” by HM Revenue and Customs in the UK? This classification means they are subject to VAT, a luxury tax that’s not added to completely non-luxurious, and absolutely essential items like edible sugar flowers. After all, everyone buys edible sugar flowers every time they go grocery shopping, right? They are as essential as crocodile meat and alcoholic jellies (I mean…Jello Shots! Hello!!), both of which are also not subject to VAT.

But for some reason, tampons are. Granted, it’s a reduced VAT. It used to be 17.5% but it was dropped to 5% in 2000. I just don’t understand the reasoning behind the idea that tampons are luxurious and non-essential. They are required by every single female with a functioning reproductive system. Once again, we’re being charged extra just because we’re women.

By the way, you know what else is subject to the 5% VAT? Children’s car seats. Apparently the HMRC also considers these to be non-essential and luxurious. I thought parents were required by law to use them, but what do I know?

2 thoughts on “Go Fuck Yourself Weekly: Tampons and other non-essential, luxury items.

  1. Bravo!!! Bravo!!!

    Is some soulless fuckstick in VAT assessment sitting there thinking “Hmmm…tampons should be considered a luxury because they go in the vagina as opposed to the sanitary napkin which adheres to the underwear?” And, if so, where are the women colleagues and why aren’t they beating the shit out of him in the break room? I can only presume that the asshole who made the decision to levy taxes on tampons is a male. If a woman was in charge, tampons would be free, abundant and leak-proof.

    Pink washing and over charging women for functional equivalents is insulting enough. I keep telling myself to revert to men’s razor blades but dammit – those Venus ones work so well, why deprive myself the joy (which is exactly what they want)? But to think that a tampon is a luxury item? WHAT?

    I did not choose the menstrual life. The menstrual life chose me. My joke of a uterus reminds me that it has no intentions of going anywhere every 28 days or so via the glories of PMS and raging pain. Tampons are not a luxury to me. They’re a fucking public service (does anyone really want me to go into detail because I totally will). I’m just that fucking crass.

  2. Men’s razorblades are not cheaper my friend! I actually have three straightblade razors, one of which was my grandfather’s, that I’ve been considering trying to learn how to sharpen. The tampon discussion reminds me of a related issue:
    http://www.theguardian.com/sport/shortcuts/2015/jan/21/menstruation-last-great-sporting-taboo

    I have three sisters, a mother, two ex-wives, a few ex-girlfriends, countless female friends, acquaintences, workmates. Menstruation is not a female issue. Lets grow the fuck up and be frank about things.

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