(inspired by M’Lady Gwenyth….. 😉 )
Those fragrant blossoms red that are the same though they may go by any other name,
E’en indeed those enchanting violets blue, yea verily, I include them too,
That dextrous sugar, of questionable fame, which can hide poison in evil’s game,
Forsooth, anon, this much is true, none of these things compares to you.
Oh, fuck me, that is good. 🙂
Er…that is,
Thy verbiage hath caused me to have impure thoughts.
Thanks! Mission accomplished. 😉
I just used your formula of taking something simple that everyone knows and Shakespeare it up.