Milk is something, apparently,
That leopard cats just cannot see.
How does that work? How can that be?
Is it just milk that they cannot see,
Or is it everything dairy?
I’ve found nothing that can clarify.
The internet does not know why.
Just that no matter how they try,
It can’t see milk, that leopard’s eye.
I suspect this fact might be a lie.
Another thing I wonder though,
Is how exactly do they know?
Do they hang milk in the leopard’s space,
Then see it smash them in the face?
And what’s the evolutionary use,
Of an inability to see moo juice?
No,
Of leopard facts there are not lots,
Except,
That they can’t change their spots.