Royal Gender

  • All this fussing and mussing over gender’s not right,
    It may just be time for a Royal Hermaphrodite,
    Or perhaps the question is much more complexual,
    And it’s time for a Monarch to say they’re asexual,
    Or rather as an answer to the question of glans,
    The new one should be raised androgyne or trans!

4 thoughts on “Royal Gender

  1. Apparently, it’s just a matter of time before they do away the current succession system in the UK which has always favored male heirs. So whether Kate and William’s baby is a boy or a girl, he or she will sit on the throne.

  2. I recently read an article where Prince Charles is lamenting that he might never be king because his bloody mother is living too long.

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