An Ode To Winter’s Cruelness…

Snow and ice can be quite nice,
But makes your walk a trip,
Careful judgment every step,
To guard that you don’t slip,
It’s precarious at best,
With each step you take a chance,
Still that’s  magnified by far,
When you add the toilet dance,
Because there’s nothing quite as scary,
Knowing if you fall you’ll very,
Very likely shit your pants.

One thought on “An Ode To Winter’s Cruelness…

  1. I haven’t slipped yet, but I’m a total clod so I really try to be careful. I didn’t slip last year either. 🙂 Knock on wood.

English, motherfucker, do you speak it? J/K - it's ok if you don't.

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