Happy St. Paddy’s (not Patty’s) Day

I’m not even Irish,
Yet this bothers me…
But it’s Paddy, okay?
And not Patty.
Saying Patrick or Paddy
Is fine, even grand.
But Patty’s just wrong.
Please understand,
It’s wee for Patricia.
But in case you forgot,
A wee grand version
Of Patrick,
It’s not.

English, motherfucker, do you speak it? J/K - it's ok if you don't.

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