To a totalitarian censor there is nothing more satisfying than a good, old-fashioned book burning. Putting a match to paper and starting a literary funeral pyre with the acrid smoke billowing towards the heavens is a true delight to the bibliophobe. But how the times have changed with the advent of the electronic reading age. Kindles, Nooks and iPads have made life miserable for the traditional book burner. The fact is that hitting a delete button is not very satisfying. Deleting hundreds and thousands of words in a second is fleeting enjoyment, nowhere near as fulfilling as watching piles of books slowly ash away. I truly feel for the poor bibliophobe and totalitarian censor. One can only hope that they can find a more productive outlet for their mania.