Ah, Facebook. As much as I enjoy using it there are definitely times when it’s more trouble than it’s worth. ‘Tis the season, it would seem, for passive-aggressive “post this as your status” updates. A case in point:
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
MY GENERATION GREW UP RECITING THIS EVERY MORNING IN SCHOOL WITH MY HAND ON MY HEART. THEY NO LONGER DO THAT FOR FEAR OF OFFENDING SOMEONE!
LET’S SEE HOW MANY AMERICANS WILL RE-POST THIS AND NOT CARE ABOUT OFFENDING SOMEONE!…
Note that it’s not grammatically correct, and it’s written in all caps, for FUCK SAKE. This was posted by one of my more embarrassing red-neck American relatives, and true to form, it sparked off a comment war. I know I should have just left it alone but I just couldn’t keep my mouth shut when someone posted, ” If people don’t like it ,they should move to a different country!!”
*sigh* How boringly predictable.
My step-father, who happens to be the older brother of the person who posted the astonishingly ignorant update, posted the following:
That is a big problem with many here in the US, people forget that we have the right not to conform, to choose, now some people think that if u don’t like something you should leave! Sounds like someone doesn’t understand the Constitution Or the bill of rights. As for the one nation under god, that was added in the 50,s during the McCarthy era, a terrible time for the country. The country was founded on freedom of religion which means also freedom from religion. So of you need to lighten up & learn the law & be a bit more accepting.
Hear hear. I added the following two cents:
Personally, I don’t think it’s right to insist that children recite a symbolic oath of allegiance every single day. Just about everyone I’ve told about this over here has been absolutely horrified. They thought the United States was supposed to be beacon of freedom, and yet its children are made to recite these words over and over like little automatons without understanding what they are saying.
It smells very strongly of totalitarianism. So does insisting that anyone who disagrees with you should leave the country. In the United States we don’t oppress or deport people who don’t share our personal beliefs. Maybe in other countries they do that but America and Americans are better than that, right?
Of course I realise that my eloquently-worded comment will fall on deaf ears, but I meant every word of it. This got me thinking about the Pledge of Allegiance in general and I did a little bit of research. My step-dad is correct in that the “under God” part was added in 1950s as part of Joe McCarthy’s anti-Communist campaign. He wanted to make sure that those godless dirty red scum understood that We the People are God-Fearing Americans.
Anyway, it turns out that the original pledge was written in 1892 by Francis Bellamy, a Baptist minister and Christian Socialist. That’s right. The Pledge of Allegiance, recited millions of times by millions of American school children was written by a Socialist. Oh bless.
I wonder what those jingoistically patriotic if-you’re-not-with-us-your-against-us Americans would have to say about that…
Random Misanthrope 
That’s a brilliant little bit of trivia as well, written by a socialist, haha. Wonderful!
I myself have taken to referring some people as being “a special kind of stupid”. I mean, we all have our stupid moments, but some people raise it to a fine art and manage to create a whole stupid lifestyle.
There that famous quotation, not sure who said originally but it goes something like this:
“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”
By the way, this is the same woman who once told my mother that there’s no point in celebrating Christmas if you’re not Christian, and that the reason why we hang up stockings is because the stocking is shaped like a J for Jesus. Seriously.
I hate the fucking Pledge and refused to recite it in my latter years of high school (rather – just stand and say nothing). There are only so many levels of weirdness and indoctrination I can handle.
Same here. The whole thing just reeks of fascism to me.
It’s a pretty weird name for furniture polish.
Haha…it is indeed. I’d forgotten about Pledge, though I recall polishing my mom’s piano with it frequently during my childhood.
The irony is that a lot of people who espouse wonderment of their liberties would like to curtail your liberties.