We cleaned their lockers out today.
Broke the locks and threw away,
All the stuff they left behind.
This may seem a bit unkind,
But we trashed it all,
Except for books.
They will likely,
Give us dirty looks,
When they see,
What we just did.
How we shamelessly got rid,
Of all of their nice stuff,
But life is often tough.
We gave them lots of notice,
And told them we would do it.
We gave them all a deadline,
But many of them blew it.
You gave a deadline,
but they blew it,
So condoms, makeup, booze and drugs,
You just threw it?
Yep, all of it.
Even valuable shit.
But we kept the
Little masturbators’
Calculators.