You know that hair,
Down you know where?
There must be a reason,
Why it’s there.
Perhaps to keep,
Your naughty bits warm?
Protect them from
An insect swarm?
Your muff, your bush,
Whatever it’s called,
It’s expected now
To be quite bald.
Way back in,
Previous centuries,
Up till the 1970s,
A natural bush was
Oft desired, loved,
Admired and required.
But alas, the times,
And look have changed.
Pubes styled and dyed,
And rearranged.
A prepubescent look is craved.
And thus our beavers
Are now shaved.
Submitted for Funny Bunny Fridays Week 2
Random Misanthrope 
and if a beaver shaved,
doesn’t leave you bedazzled,
you can always go and get vajazzled!
Your shedding poem that inspired me to write this one. 🙂
lol this is great
Thanks. After last week’s very personal and pain-ridden poem, this week I wanted to submit something a bit more…lighthearted. 🙂
love the playfulness in this.
well done.
😉
Having just taught puberty lessons to fifth graders just a few weeks ago, including the forthcoming appearance of pubic hair, this cracked me up. Thanks – it was fun to read.
Richard
Bush! That’s a good band. It’s the technological take over — machines don’t have hair, so we like our ladies like we like our robots, smoothly plastic. Good poem. How does one muff dive without a muff?
Lol…that’s one of the great questions of the 21st century. Glad you liked the poem. 🙂
Very funny. Everything does change with the times. lol
I love the humour here and also wonder why women want to look pre-pubescent and men seem to prefer them that way too.
Hahaha, brilliant poem, definitely brought a smile to my eye and also a ponderance to my mind (amazingly). Great use of humour. Loved it.
The Lonely Recluse.
Baldly riveting.
Very humourous and made me appreciate hair again, as I always do 🙂 Thanks for sharing, this put a crazy smile on my face.
wow,
bravo, beautiful humor.
laughing already.
Very cute, Miss “Kitty”. Funny, too!
You are amazing this is so lovey, playful and funny
http://gatelesspassage.com/2011/08/22/my-poo-poo-is-sleeping/
extraordinary.
🙂
keep it up.