There are times when I’d rather be,
Anyone but plain old me.
Like, maybe a celebrity.
An actress on a TV show!
To all the private clubs I’d go.
Designer clothes from head to toe.
And everyone would love my shoes.
Just think of all the weight I’d lose!
They’d talk about me on the news.
Throwing tantrums on the set.
Flashing my girly parts on the ‘net.
Perhaps I’m not ready for that yet…