For those who love to read,
Then a Kindle’s what you need.
It’s the coolest thing I’ve got,
And I use it quite a lot.
It’s not overpriced and sad,
Like some slick and white iPad.
Oh, my precious Kindle reader,
Undisputed market leader!
It holds three thousand books,
And I love the way it looks.
I charge it once a month at most,
Which is surely worth a boast.
I just really want to sing,
About how I love this thing.
By now you must want one,
So come on and join the fun!
Oh, I love my Kindle, I love my iPad, I love my Netbook. Crap, I’ve got a lot of things!
Figure out what your favorite thing is and write a love poem to it!
I find it very sad,
People knocking the iPad;
Mine is silver, not bright white,
And I use it every night.
I use it in the day,
And I really have to say,
It beats the Kindle tablet
(iPad has a Kindle applet);
Not just for reading books,
Not just for its pretty looks;
I can surf the Web and Twitter,
I could buy some kitty litter
(save I do not have a cat
and that’s enough of that);
I can write a book, or two,
I can solve some Sudoku,
Play some funky music, too,
And a game called “Peekaboo”,
Which my baby finds real funny,–
The iPad’s worth the money;
I guess my poem’s at an end,
So I’ll stop and just press send…
on my iPad 😉
Haha…not bad at all. I honestly have nothing against the iPad or other Apple products, apart from the price that is. Sad/iPad makes a pretty good rhyme, doesn’t it?
Totally 🙂
Bravo!
And this is why I want an iPad. Alas, after spending a ton of money on the house, I cannot justify the expense or deal with Dock’s stink eye.
So true. If you’re on your best behavior, perhaps Dock will think you NEED to have it for Chanukmas 🙂