There are a lot of nerd-geek-dork pages on the internet. Examples can be found here, here, and at this page, where the differences between the three are illustrated with a venn diagram. These three terms are often used interchangeably, and quite erroneously, by the ignorant populars and other stupids who are just too cool use Wikipedia. Therefore, as someone who has never been cool and easily fits into all three categories (depending on the situation), I thought I’d try my hand at explaining the differences between the three.
As a service to all the cools, of course.
At the top of the hierarchy is the nerd. A nerd usually possesses a particular aptitude for engineering, science, or computer-related stuff. For example, a computer-type nerd knows everything about computers and can tell you what every single part of a computer does. He or she can build you a computer from the bottom up without looking at any instructions. Nerds can solve any engineering-related problem. Additionally, nerds are often highly educated and have remarkable memories. They have skills that are highly desirable, marketable, and bankable. Thus, many nerds are rich.
Somewhere in between the dork and nerd is the geek. One thing to keep in mind is that nerds can also be geeks, but not all geeks can be nerds. While a geek might possess an encyclopedic knowledge of Star Trek, as well as an extensive collection of Star Wars action figures, he’s usually unemployed and spends most of his time playing World of Warcraft and alphabetizing his collection of Dragonlance novels. His own knowledge is too obscure to be of any practical value, so when his computer crashes he has to seek out help from a nerd.
Finally, at the bottom of the pile are the pure dorks. A dork is someone who does not possess any skills whatsoever. He’s into stuff that even geeks would consider a bit too geeky. A typical dork might collect lunch boxes. He is so socially awkward that the only friends he has are other dorks. Napoleon Dynamite is often cited as an example of the typical dork, but I would argue that his sweet dance moves move him up into the geek category. Maybe even all the way up to nerd.
Until next time.
6 thoughts on “Word of the Day: nerds and geeks and dorks, oh my….”
A very useful breakdown, very useful indeed. I often find myself in the company of both geeks and nerds. I manage to steer clear of dorks for the most part, but the other two tend to permeate different circles of society. One thing I have learned from experience is, although it’s okay (at your own (yawn) risk) to show an interest in the topics that seize their expansive minds, for goodness sake do not try to fake your own knowledge or try to match or outdo them. You will lose. The only way to steer clear and save the day, is compliment their shoes. It throws them off.
ahahaha that was great! And I do love Star Trek
I always try to avoid talking about computers with my computer-nerd boyfriend, as surely as he tries to avoid talking about English grammar and poetry with his English-teacher girlfriend. However, it is awfully nice how we are able to help one another out with our respective skill sets.
Whenever I read the word “dork” I chuckle and chuckle and chuckle.
Haha…I assume you know what a dork really is…