Hair grows profusely on my chin,
But not so much on the top,
Up there it’s getting sort of thin,
Yet my beard will never stop,
If I turned my head upside down,
My hair’d be all the rave,
And the thinning top nearer the ground,
Means soon I wouldn’t have to shave.
Tag Archives: shaving
Morning Shave
When I shaved this morning,
Thought what the heck,
I’ll put the shaving cream,
All around my neck,
I put it on the front,
Then the back and sides,
Everywhere that razor glides,
Then I did proceed,
With the greatest care
Shaving till I could find
No cream there,
But I must have shaved,
Too deep I think,
For my head fell off,
Into the sink.
Plop.
Spherical Tips
I’ve evidence empirical,
That when shaving something spherical,
The angles can be really touch and go,
One must bend and reach and flex, thus
to avoid a mess and muss,
One should be ambidextrous,
When shaving down below.
Random Misanthrope 