Morning Shave

When I shaved this morning,
Thought what the heck,
I’ll put the shaving cream,
All around my neck,
I put it on the front,
Then the back and sides,
Everywhere that razor glides,
Then I did proceed,
With the greatest care
Shaving till I could find
No cream there,
But I must have shaved,
Too deep I think,
For my head fell off,
Into the sink.
Plop.

3 thoughts on “Morning Shave

English, motherfucker, do you speak it? J/K - it's ok if you don't.

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