Gluttony, oh gluttony,
Lying latent within me,
Until unchecked spontaneity,
Takes control so hungrily,
Then I’ll eat everything I see,
Overstretching my ability,
Not listening to my stomach’s plea,
Yes I’m in pain, but can’t let be!
I do love my family most dearly,
And I don’t mean to be rude.
But Thanksgiving Day for me,
Well, it’s all about the food.
Right now that turkey,
Means more to me than family.
Not that I don’t give thanks,
I’m just trying to be frank.
I do feel bad, or at least not good.
But, oh my god, THE FOOD!!!
I’m not only a bad girl.
Maybe I’m the worst person in the world…
So come on, now. Don’t by shy.
More whipped cream on my pumpkin pie.
Right now the thought of obesity,
Really does not scare me.
Just leave me to my fate.
But first put more turkey on my plate.