Dedicated to the Oatmeal, and to my good friend, Claudia.

That awesome sauce.
The red hot cock.
That spicy blood red,
Money shot.
Just shake it.
Make it squirt,
And spurt,
Delicious pain,
That hurts so good.
You want sriracha?
Yeah, I gotcha.
It works so well,
On the majority.
Respect the red hot,
Cock’s authority.