Dedicated to the Oatmeal, and to my good friend, Claudia.
That awesome sauce.
The red hot cock.
That spicy blood red,
Money shot.
Just shake it.
Make it squirt,
And spurt,
Delicious pain,
That hurts so good.
You want sriracha?
Yeah, I gotcha.
It works so well,
On the majority.
Respect the red hot,
Cock’s authority.
Random Misanthrope 
*Rolling Laughter* This is a brilliant little piece, especially the way You use the play on words of food and sex/genitalia which is often seen in primal societies/cultures.
Thank you very much! That’s the idea I was going for, making the connection between sriracha, aka, “cock sauce” and actual…ahem….”cock sauce.” I’m glad you enjoyed it. 🙂