As if no one had ever considered
Drifting time, attraction withered,
Umbrage taken, but truth be told,
Lust fades, gets a little bit old,
Tickle the senses, that’s what I say,
Ego boosts can help in a big way,
Rough and tumble with a friend,
Your Love will thank you in the end!
Here’s another word off the request line, brought to you by Poet Master Blitzken. Today’s word is a noun that I defy any of you to copy and paste into Google and search for images.
On second thought, that might not be a very good idea.
Rhaphanidosis, you see, is the practice of inserting the large roots of plants into the anus. This is not for sexual/bondage purposes. During the 4th and 5th centuries B.C. in Ancient Greece it was a common punishment for adultery. Apparently, they took adultery REALLY seriously back then. Getting a large horseradish root shoved up your ass sounds a bit worse than having to wear a scarlet letter A on your chest for the rest of your life.
This word isn’t used very often these days, but one could perhaps use it to describe a situation that feels (hopefully metaphorically) kind of like having something large and bulbous inserted into your backside in the most painfully unwelcome way.
Oh man, watching that movie was a raphanizeinian experience. (Baffle your friends.)
Incidentally, raphanizein wasn’t the only punishment for adultery back then. Sodomy by mullet fish was also common. And both the large radish and the fish would eventually run you through. Imagine having to choose between the two. Like having to choose between death by plague or cholera?