FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

(Based on a true incident)

Don’t give me your first-world problems,

What to shop and at which store,

You buy iPhones and drop them,

So you have to buy one more,

What do I wear for spinning?

The same outfit as core?

Me I’m desperate for a widdle,

And the maid’s just mopped the floor!

English, motherfucker, do you speak it? J/K - it's ok if you don't.

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