Stop Killing People,
You Fucking Twats.
What’s so fucking,
Hard about that?
The message is elegant,
Unsubtle and blunt.
It would be even better,
If they used the word, cunts.
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Random Misanthrope 
Everything goes better with a little cunt.
I’ve always thought so. 🙂
Twat has always been more offensive to me that cunt. Cunt has a certain elegance that twat lacks. Hence, I feel the message more gritty using twat. 🙂
Good point. Cunt is sometimes even used as an ironic term of endearment, particularly among English guys taking the piss out of each other in an affectionate way. The word twat is kind of like the word pussy, in that it implies a certain cowardliness or inability to behave like a mature adult. In that sense, cunt, is less insulting. Isn’t the English language fascinating?
Yet, phonetically, twat has the whole splat thing working against it. Cunt resonates like our friend fuck. Twat falls flat like splat.
:scratches chin:
I see a children’s book in the works: Twat falls flat like splat. Timmy cries. Sally points and laughs. Mommy takes a Klonopin and washes it down with a snort of gin.
Oh, that’s brilliant. Daniel offers to illustrate. 😊
:waggles octopus arms:
Ooooooh boy! And we will live a glorious retirement on the tens of dollars our book makes, right? 😀
I want to collaborate on that work!
We can do that! I spent most of the afternoon trying to figure out how to build a story on “Twat falls like splat.”
Things could get messy.
Twats usually do.
Yes, yes they do. And not always for fun.