UNINVITED

Hey all ya’ll! Have you ever had a momentary slip  and invited someone to your party because you thought it would be a kind gesture and you sort of wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt but then after you’d invited and before the party you dug a little deeper and had a change of heart and realized you absolutely positively without a shade of doubt do not want this person anywhere near your home, your family, or your friends and you are looking for a way to make them:

UNINVITED!

“I thought that I’d invite you,
Out of kindness and respect,
I really was inclined to,
But then your views I checked,
Now I find that you’ve a mind,
Which to be kind,
Is suspect,
So please don’t bother coming,
Your name has just been “x’d”.

English, motherfucker, do you speak it? J/K - it's ok if you don't.

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