Homicidal Cat

My cat may be trying to kill me.
I was lying there in bed,
When all of a sudden,
The reading lamp landed,
Inches from my head.
Could it be revenge you seek,
For visiting the vet last week?
More likely you want,
Your food increased.
But how am I supposed,
To feed you,
If I’m lying here deceased?

One thought on “Homicidal Cat

English, motherfucker, do you speak it? J/K - it's ok if you don't.

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