My cat may be trying to kill me.
I was lying there in bed,
When all of a sudden,
The reading lamp landed,
Inches from my head.
Could it be revenge you seek,
For visiting the vet last week?
More likely you want,
Your food increased.
But how am I supposed,
To feed you,
If I’m lying here deceased?
They’d never be able to prove anything! It’s the perfect crime!