I’m Afraid You’re Stuck With Me

You could drive a stolen car,
Decide to become a porn star.
Or get a nice porn star tattoo,
On some hidden part of you.
You could listen to James Blunt,
Join the Judean People’s Front.
You could start to collect guns,
Join a convent full of nuns.
You could even vote Republican,
And I still would be your friend.

5 thoughts on “I’m Afraid You’re Stuck With Me

English, motherfucker, do you speak it? J/K - it's ok if you don't.

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