You could drive a stolen car,
Decide to become a porn star.
Or get a nice porn star tattoo,
On some hidden part of you.
You could listen to James Blunt,
Join the Judean People’s Front.
You could start to collect guns,
Join a convent full of nuns.
You could even vote Republican,
And I still would be your friend.
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Random Misanthrope 
lol,
are you sure about James Blunt 😀 lol
Definitely, and I’m expanding the list to include Nickleback and Coldplay, but the committee still hasn’t made a decision about Justin Beiber.
Kanye West ?
Kanye West and any form of R&B or Hip Hop is okay.