There are websites with handy
Safety tips.

For surviving the coming
Apocalypse.

That moment we all dread
And fear.

It’s fast approaching,
Nearly here.

But no one seems to know
Just how.

Just that it’ll happen
Any day now.

Perhaps the Apocalypse
Will come,

From Space, the Solar
Maximum.

The end of all our hopes
And cares,

Will be the solar winds
And flares.

It’s anyone’s guess what fate,
Awaits us.

Maybe someone just really,
Hates us.

Therefore, should we bother
Asking why?

Either way we’ll freeze
Or fry.

No one can stop it, not you,
Nor me.

So I say, fuck it. Let’s have
An orgy.