When I’m perfumed and nicely dressed,
You rarely want some lovin’.
Why is it, then, you’re ready when,
I’m cleaning out the oven?
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Random Misanthrope 
Well,
Not to be crass, it’s about your ass,
Nicely dressed there’s naught to go for,
But I find I’m drawn, no matter what you’ve on,
When you’re all hunched and bent over.
That explains why you’re never shy,
And ready for love,
When I’m scrubbing out the tub.