Bad Cat

Get off the kitchen table!
This behavior makes no sense.
You know you’ll get a squirt,

from the bottle of punishments.

Get off the kitchen counter!
Especially when I’m cooking.
You know you’re only allowed,

up there when I’m not looking.

2 thoughts on “Bad Cat

  1. Hahaha…love that sentence. Sometime I wonder what she gets up to when I’m not home, but she probably just sleeps.

English, motherfucker, do you speak it? J/K - it's ok if you don't.

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