Laws Governing Volcanoes

In future we would like to see,
Some consideration Mr. V,
We have our own lives you know,
So tell us when you’re going to blow,
It’s unacceptable bravada,
To suddenly spew ash and lava,
As if we’ve naught better to do,
Then rearrange our plans for you,
We’re impressed by your awesome power,
But before your next ashy shower,
Please provide notice if you can,
So we can change a travel plan,
Let us know if you’ll blow your top,
Hey, what’re you doing?
No, not now, STOP!

One thought on “Laws Governing Volcanoes

  1. and from last year’s volcano….

    Volcanoes,
    When they blow their top,
    Can sometimes cause the world to stop,
    They follow their own rules and laws,
    And force your life to take a pause,
    …Affecting life both small and large,
    Mother Earth shows who’s in charge,
    And even if your plans aren’t up in smoke,
    You’re sure to make a dumb ash joke.

English, motherfucker, do you speak it? J/K - it's ok if you don't.

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