As long as we’re all preoccupied with the Rapture and the Apocalypse, we might as well discuss what to do if Armageddon occurs. And I’m not talking about the astonishingly bad Michael Bay film from 1998. In religious/biblical terms Armageddon is the final epic battle between Christ/Good and the Anti-Christ/Evil. However, in more general terms it can be pretty much any “great and crucial” conflict.
The 2012 Phenomenon is considered to be part of the Armageddon mythos. If the Mayan Calendar is anything to go by, in 2012 the earth will be subjected to a series of unavoidable disasters and catastrophes which will culminate in the end of the world as we know it. So, your basic Armageddon.
You probably wouldn’t be at all surprised if I told you that there are several websites out there with important safety tips and “How to Survive” information for the coming disasters of 2012. For example this website discusses how to survive the “polar shift” (this is a misnomer for geomagnetic reversal) which will inevitably occur during 2012.
Those of us living in Northern Europe will probably be okay, but pretty much anyone living in the United States is screwed big time. Might as well start charging up those credit cards right now folks since you probably won’t survive Armageddon 2012.
This same website also offers for sale several items of specialized gear for those who wish to maximize their chances of surviving the disasters of 2012. Included among these are Fruit of the Loom heavy cotton undershirts and Calvin Klein cotton boxer shorts.
Because after all, even if the world is coming to an end it’s important to make sure the family jewels have the support one has come to expect from a brand as reliable and well-known as Calvin Klein. And at £18-£30 for a package of three, they’re not only essential survival gear, they’re also a bargain.
Some of the survival items available for women include a 1950’s style floral halterneck dress, and a silver clutch handbag.
Because after all, even if the world is coming to an end it’s important to be as fabulously dressed as possible and with the proper accessories. It would never do to show to up to Armageddon with your everyday black leather handbag.
Bye for now…
3 thoughts on “WOTD: Armageddon”
Now that Trump has dropped out of the presidential race, I think we’ve managed to stave off the end of the world a little longer, anyway.
I had a feeling he’d wouldn’t end up campaigning seriously.
I do find it a bit surprising (with next year being an election year and all) that the GOP hasn’t managed to produce any serious candidates for the 2012 election. Surely, they’re not sending Sarah Palin…
It may just be a smokescreen to keep anybody from having time to dig dirt on the REAL candidate. I’m never sure which characteristic the republicans have more of- deviousness or stupidity. They have a lot of both, though.