The morning routine

Apart from the usual waking up, shit, shower and shave routine, I do love a cup of Sunny D, a Hot Pocket, and a morning paper.  Yeah, Sunny D isn’t really orange juice, but you get your 100% daily dose of Vitamin C, along with your high fructose corn syrup.   What’s not to like?  The Hot Pocket is a wonderful, portable meal that ties you over nicely till lunch time.  As for the morning paper, I get the local rag at work and since my favorite newspapers: The New York Times, the Chicago Tribune, The Wall Street Journal, The Financial Times, etc., don’t home deliver to Central Illinois, I’m stuck with going to the local newspaper stand for my fix.  I wish I could do a subscription, not only would it save money, but it would be nice to wake up to a paper every morning.  I suppose I could do mail order, but that would mean I would get the paper one or two days behind all the time.  What’s the fun in that?  Anyhow, what is your morning routine?

Hot Pocket, Sunny D, Newspaper

2 thoughts on “The morning routine

  1. Move to North Carolina and I’ll let you have my WSJ. I hate that paper so much, have never renewed the subscription (purchased with frequent flyer miles that were due to expire) and they accumulate in a pile on the lawn because Dock doesn’t seem to understand the concept of picking up things.

English, motherfucker, do you speak it? J/K - it's ok if you don't.

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