When you’ve got a black desk,
And you’ve got a black chair,
You had better first check,
For a golden-eyed stare.
It’s not just a mirage,
It’s cat camouflage.
Beware of the place,
Where you place,
Your derriere.
There might just be,
A little black cat,
Lying there.

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