Biography – Shark

I’m a shark. I’m not warm and fuzzy; I’m a cold-blooded voracious killer. Because I can’t even regulate my own body temperature I don’t care if I hurt your feelings. Your feelings are irrelevant as you are below me on the food pyramid. I like bleeding heart liberals because I can smell their scent in the water. I like diehard conservatives because they die. When you see my fin coming at you in the water you’ve got two choices: get out or take your demise with glee; either way you lose. Get behind the fin! It’s all common sense.

English, motherfucker, do you speak it? J/K - it's ok if you don't.

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